Jay

Jay Sawyer is an old bro from FCF. He enjoys Animal Collective, sex, weed and grape soda.

He looks like Christian Bale with Purple Pants.


 * not a hipster

Moonwalking to Freedom - Jay Sawyer
Jay, also known as "Jay", is a member of the CGGG (Cool Glasses Guys Group). He frequents supermarkets in a trench coat, and approaches pretty women and flashing his pee pee at them when they don't expect it. One would think this would make a gal scream and run away, but the reaction is usually the opposite, for you see, Jay is a stud. He always gets the ladies. "I always get the ladies," Jay smiles as he sits in his bathtub, "I ALWAYS get the ladies". Jay is constantly stalked by girls that want in his panties and he might want in their panties. It depends if he feels like it or not. He's that studdly. Is studdly a word? It is now. It. Is. Now.

Relationships
He jus hit dat shit and run.

All his exes live in Texas.