Marijuana



Marijuana, aka weed, pot, and cannabis. The completely awesome and amazing cannabis was invented in 1958. Some people say that God made it. Others will disagree and say that Satan did, but everybody knows that actually it was invented in Colombia, because every single Colombian is an expert on the manufacture of every illegal drug.

Prior to the 1960s, cannabis use was mainly confined to Jesus and the guy who wrote Lord of the Rings. This all changed when Jerry Garcia invented the dirty hippy by forgetting to take a shower one day, thus increasing cannabis consumption dramatically across the US. However, it was still difficult to acquire at this time because The Beatles were using most of it to help them write songs about walruses and glass onions. Thankfully, they broke up in 1970, allowing the rest of the world to enjoy it as well. Soon, it was cheap enough that even black people could afford it.

Use by Bros
Though most bros claim to not smoke pot, they are either lying or secretly want to. The lying comes from annoying bros who think they're cool and edgy stoners because they smoked a blunt a few times, and brag/talk about it every time they think of lighting up. This causes the other members to flame them, and so noone else wants to talk about how much they fucking love weed and think it's awesome.

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